: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
im drinking this country out of the recession.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
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