so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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