My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
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