We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
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