How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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