Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
My vagina is officially offended.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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