i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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