found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
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