i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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