i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Lo siento on account of my penis...
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