check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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