5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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