just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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