talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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