gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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