The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
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