Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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