there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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