no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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