I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
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