I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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