Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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