I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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