You work out of a Hotel?
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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