i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Top reasons to NOT leave jessica to her own devices : 1. Drinking becomes a competitive sport ( in which she is the only one competing) 2.big girl words= no worky 3. Whiskey refuses to be a good friend (as much as she insists ). 4. Waking up at six a.m. still in her swim suit is super awkward. 5. It isn't a fun game to figure out which person she gave her number to and 6. Yesterdays eyeliner doesn't look good today.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
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