He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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