He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
he thought i was a dude.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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