ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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