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(336): View more from North Carolina

nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans

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(613): View more from Ontario

ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.

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(619): View more from California

It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.

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(281): View more from Texas

Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am

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(513): View more from Ohio

Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.

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(757): View more from Virginia

My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.

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