WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
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