Kiss
Puke
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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