GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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