it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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