If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
my shit smells like andre
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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