What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
She told me I should be a condom model.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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