I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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