Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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