I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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