worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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