now i know why i became what i already was.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
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