so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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