How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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