When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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