Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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