At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
Girls should come with a carfax report
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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