In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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