we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I puked a lego.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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