My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
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