She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Then you guys just all showered together...?
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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