Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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