i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
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