i just google imaged poop.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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