I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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