i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
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