what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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