if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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