why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Randomize
